Friday, February 4, 2011

The fair skinned eligibles

A reprehensible ad airing on TV shows a fake humble man who has been breastfed on fairness creams grab a job because he is "gora".  God! Atrocious! Why send children to school anymore? Lets have them practice rubbing in fairness creams from class 1.  By the time they are of legal age, surely all the melanin in their skin would have been wiped out.  Even if they will die of melanoma the moment they step out into the sun.  Yes - there is actually an ad which claims to reduce the melanin in your skin.  Talk of honesty in advertising - talk of catering to the retarded audiences.
We are so close to realizing Huxley's 'Brave New World'; the day is not far when expectant moms will be swallowing small packets of fairness creams aimed at the foetus's complexion. It will not matter whether the child thus born looks like a constipated Robert Pattinson in the Twilight series - the fact that they are fair will get them grades, jobs, wives, fair children, fair death and a fair reception at the gates of Heaven, where God will select him first for his paleness (or "peach bloom complexion" if I were to borrow from Wodehouse).  Infact, with such resounding success of the fair-skinned, God may decide to recall us lesser models who sport brown,olive or ebony complexions.  O community of dark ones, let's make hay till that day. 

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